“Rage of the Serengeti” HDT part 1

Imagine you are a home invader. You have all your home invasion equipment and weapons gathered up. You stopped by your aunt’s for a nice pre home-invasion dinner and then drove to the house you already have picked out for a bit of fun and horror.

You anxiously wait for the lights of the family home to go out. You've already texted and twittered about your intentions to your gang member pals and hope that you can begin terrorizing fairly soon. Your other home invader friends would be so jealous if they saw you now.

Darkness has overtaken the entire house and the neighborhood appears to be sleepy. You crack your knuckles and gather your stuff. You cross the lawn and silently creep up the porch steps.
At the door you pause momentarily and glance at the little sticker posted next to the bell.

"Protected by
Race of the Spaghetti"

The dark and your third grade reading level cause the plainly worded sticker to bring some laughable thoughts into your dull head.

You move suddenly and kick the door open with your massive leg. You stride into the home pointing a Glock 9 out ahead of you. You check both your corners to the left and right. A sudden movement from the ceiling catches your eye as something launches forward. Your normally excellent reactions are no match for the spring loaded 30 pound replica rhinocerus horn that finds inself buried deep within your chest cavity. You stare dully down at the massive six inch diameter hole in your body that the horn occupies.

You stagger backwards through the door and sink to your knees. You get one more glance at that little posted sticker before you die. You don't know why but your last thought in this world was about you reading that sticker wrong and wondering about what a "Serengeti" is.



That's right people. Now you too can own this nice little deathtrap for your very own home or office! People have been using homemade booby traps for thousands of years. Affordable home protection has never been so needed by so many.

Now you can have the comfort and security that only a professionally made and/or installed deathtrap can provide.

Look at all these benefits of the "Rage of the Serengeti" home defense package!

* While never scrimping on quality of materials. We strive to get the best materials we can for the lowest price. We pass that savings on to the customer.

* Non Electronic. Home invaders could disconnect the power from your house and this device would still kill one of them.

* No Rhinos were killed for these. We would never kill a Rhino for one of these devices. Each "horn" would be a simulated horn hand crafted from stainless steel. The steel is then weighted in order to really drive it into the chest cavity.

*Deluxe models available


Now if you are interested in hand crafted home security devices that are unconventional and wish to know more about "Rage of the Serengeti" please leave a comment or email me with some way of getting a hold of you.

"Rage of the Serengeti" is not our only defense package. We have many to choose from. Check back to this site frequently as new products will be offered here first!